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How The Fatass Stole Christmas by AnonPaul How The Fatass Stole Christmas by AnonPaul
Well, well, well. Here I go again uploading the finished product of an idea I thought up an hour ago... Believe it or not, I went into this idea thinking that I was going to make a full storybook-style flash that spoofed the Dr. Seuss classic... until I remembered that Christmas was upon us and that it would take an all-nighter (one that I cannot do right now) to pull off said flash project, and even then it wouldn't be as good as it could be. So I scrapped that idea after making the first shot, which is this one, and decided that this was at least something for you guys this Christmas. So take it for what it is and enjoy! And who knows? I may come back to the flash idea next year.

So finally, as Cartman would probably say,
"Merry Christmas, one and all! Because those other holidays are for dirty pagans and Jews!"
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ToxicPaw88 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Student General Artist
I'm crying XD
ClaimedDawn Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
First of all, HE'S NOT FAT! Secondly, GENIUS TITLE! That fits his revenge status!
IAmJustAnotherMember Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This sounds about right. 
clappingcelestia Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Student Artist
Lolwutburger Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Every Jew down in Jewville liked Hannukah, a lot.

But the Fatass, who lived just south of Jewville, did not.

The Fatass hated Hannukah, the whole Jewish season!

Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.

It could be, perhaps, that his pants were too tight.

But I think that the most likely reason of all

May have been that his body was two sizes too wide.

Whatever the reason, His heart or his shoes,

He stood there on Hannukah, hating the Jews,

Staring down from his cave with a sour, Fatass frown,

At the warm lighted windows below in their town.

For he knew every Jew down in Jewville beneath,

Was busy now, spinning a dreidel.

"And they're hiding their Jew Gold!" he snarled with a sneer,

"Tomorrow is Hannukah! It's practically here!"

Then he growled, with his fat fingers nervously drumming,

"I MUST find some way to stop Hannukah from coming!"
ChangelingKiller Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014
Fucking. Genius.
cheylouwho Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*claps hands* you win 
Lolwutburger Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Student Digital Artist
An alternate line for the two sizes:

May have been that his dick was two sizes too small.
Barricade9-1-1 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Cartman: HEY   DON'T CALL ME FAT!!!
KelseyEdward Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2013
It's almost that time again! This is very funny. :rofl:
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