Well, well, well. Here I go again uploading the finished product of an idea I thought up an hour ago... Believe it or not, I went into this idea thinking that I was going to make a full storybook-style flash that spoofed the Dr. Seuss classic... until I remembered that Christmas was upon us and that it would take an all-nighter (one that I cannot do right now) to pull off said flash project, and even then it wouldn't be as good as it could be. So I scrapped that idea after making the first shot, which is this one, and decided that this was at least something for you guys this Christmas. So take it for what it is and enjoy! And who knows? I may come back to the flash idea next year.
So finally, as Cartman would probably say,
"Merry Christmas, one and all! Because those other holidays are for dirty pagans and Jews!"