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How The Fatass Stole Christmas by AnonPaul How The Fatass Stole Christmas by AnonPaul
Well, well, well. Here I go again uploading the finished product of an idea I thought up an hour ago... Believe it or not, I went into this idea thinking that I was going to make a full storybook-style flash that spoofed the Dr. Seuss classic... until I remembered that Christmas was upon us and that it would take an all-nighter (one that I cannot do right now) to pull off said flash project, and even then it wouldn't be as good as it could be. So I scrapped that idea after making the first shot, which is this one, and decided that this was at least something for you guys this Christmas. So take it for what it is and enjoy! And who knows? I may come back to the flash idea next year.

So finally, as Cartman would probably say,
"Merry Christmas, one and all! Because those other holidays are for dirty pagans and Jews!"
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ToxicPaw88 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Student General Artist
I'm crying XD
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ClaimedDawn Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
First of all, HE'S NOT FAT! Secondly, GENIUS TITLE! That fits his revenge status!
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IAmJustAnotherMember Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This sounds about right. 
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clappingcelestia Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Student Artist
XD
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Lolwutburger Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Every Jew down in Jewville liked Hannukah, a lot.

But the Fatass, who lived just south of Jewville, did not.

The Fatass hated Hannukah, the whole Jewish season!

Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.

It could be, perhaps, that his pants were too tight.

But I think that the most likely reason of all

May have been that his body was two sizes too wide.

Whatever the reason, His heart or his shoes,

He stood there on Hannukah, hating the Jews,

Staring down from his cave with a sour, Fatass frown,

At the warm lighted windows below in their town.

For he knew every Jew down in Jewville beneath,

Was busy now, spinning a dreidel.

"And they're hiding their Jew Gold!" he snarled with a sneer,

"Tomorrow is Hannukah! It's practically here!"

Then he growled, with his fat fingers nervously drumming,

"I MUST find some way to stop Hannukah from coming!"
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ChangelingKiller Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014
Fucking. Genius.
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cheylouwho Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*claps hands* you win 
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Lolwutburger Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Student Digital Artist
An alternate line for the two sizes:

May have been that his dick was two sizes too small.
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Barricade9-1-1 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Cartman: HEY   DON'T CALL ME FAT!!!
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KelseyEdward Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's almost that time again! This is very funny. :rofl:
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Giggles325 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013
makes perfect sense
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butters-margarine Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lawl.
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steinb Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
This is so cool, I like it despite discovering it a bit out-of-season!
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WARRIORCATZROCK Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is the best thing ever.
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vvvvvalBphantom Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
lol awesome
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squeaken1 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student General Artist
The funny thing is, I have an unfinished piece I am working on for the same concept. xD I was gonna have two sides to it though (because I was actually gonna write a fan fiction to go along with it). The one side would be this, and the other side would say "How the Jew Pushed Aside His Hatred For the Holiday and Saved Christmas, Because He Hates Cartman a Little Bit More." I know it is an extremly long title, but it is meant to be that way for the joke of it. xD Anyway, the Flash idea sounds brilliant! I say you should go for it next year, if you are up to it.
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FlyingPrincess Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
OMG THIS IS A GREAT IDEA! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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nononoLittleJimmy Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yo. Do you want me to add this to :iconsouth-park-fan-art:'s Holiday Contest folder?
Your pic is pretty cool, and I thought it wouldn't hurt to add it.
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AnonPaul Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
Go right on ahead, bro.
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nononoLittleJimmy Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome :D
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EmiOhki Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Brilliant! That's really funny XD
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Snow-Feather1203 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
xD Awesome
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TheSorceressRaven Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
LOL, that's funny :D
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SouthParkFan99 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
there was a fanfiction like this. lol i love this pic
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pyriki Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL
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LizaxCartman Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
cool :meow:
i love this X/D
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II2DII Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
THIS IS SO EPIC AND SO ORIGINAL!!!! This should be an episode : 3
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Ilovesouthparkyaoi Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This.Is.AWESOME!
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ask-holli Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
((There needs to be a real book on this. And the flash sounds like a great idea, but overworking doesn't seem right for the holidays (which, ironically, I'm doing). Maybe next year?
Great picture, though!:meow:
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Neoncat13 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
I love this XD
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